|Save a stamp... lick a toad. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|Why place blame on the mistress when the wife is so near? - the Book of laughingwillow|
|I was a Christian until I realized that Jesus wasn't. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|He puts the sliver of paper on his tongue and tastes the transfer of the holy communion, shuddering as the electric spirit makes its way to the center. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|I try sending smoke offering to da man, but it always rise up to heaven instead. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|The case rests its state. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|I'd take a day off from smoking every week if I could just figure out which of the seven was least holy. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|Lost sailors and stoners: Eat your spinach. It might not enhance your short term memory or attention span, but it's worth a try. (Void where prohibited by law) - Book of laughingwillow|
|As long as there's a black market there will be shady characters performing dark deeds. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|Look up at the camera... There's something in your eye. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|"Doh!" was the last thing I heard before feeling the holy sandal in my ass propell me back down the stairs . - the Book of laughingwillow|
|If man gave name to all of the animals, wouldn't that mean we're all the same in God's eyes? - the Book of laughingwillow|
|The spirit of music is only as powerful as the collective conciousness it facilitates. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|Spama-hey! (This is a good day to be banished.) - the Book of laughingwillow -|
|I was abducted by aliens and all I got was an anal probe and this t-shirt. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|They'll have to pry the tinfoil hat off of my cold, deadhead. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|Personally,I think the answer is found in perfectly cooked rice. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|Absurdity is a pillar of Divinity. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|Life as art is where its at. - the Book of laughingwillow|
|The case pleads its state... - the Book of laughingwillow|
Down that road|
I've walked before;
the snake which
huggs the golden shore
out on that path
where fools do tread,
I'll skip along
ubtil I'm dead..... - the Book of laughingwillow
And from the Book of laughingwillow:|
Out on the highway
looking for answers.
No turning back now.
The Lord shines a light -
Truth in the high beams.
Slow drivers stay right.
Half way to nowhere -
Sign ahead says "deer crossing".
Better look both ways.
Yesterday's a purple haze|
and tomorrow's just a pipe dream..... - the book of laughingwillow -
|Lord knows the heavens conspire and Heaven knows Lords conspire as well ..... - book of laughingwillow -|
|Talk is cheap when you're staring into the void. Book of laughingwillow|
|Dead wood feels no pain and idle leaders can't complain... - the book of laughingwillow -|
|Most any organized human pursuit tends to leave a bad taste in my mouth. Organize in the Spirit and you just might cook up something special. - the book of laughingwillow -|
|Don't forget to put a big hunk of black tourmaline in your pocket to help stay grounded while reaching toward heaven. - the book of laughingwillow -|
|look under the mat beside the door of your heart for that golden key.....|
|fait(h) a compli|
|If no one ever experimented with substances about which little was known, there would be very little known about said substances. - the book of laughingwillow -|
|salvation is only a circus-joint away...... - the book of laughingwillow -|