| Save a stamp... lick a toad. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| Why place blame on the mistress when the wife is so near? - the Book of laughingwillow |
| I was a Christian until I realized that Jesus wasn't. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| He puts the sliver of paper on his tongue and tastes the transfer of the holy communion, shuddering as the electric spirit makes its way to the center. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| I try sending smoke offering to da man, but it always rise up to heaven instead. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| The case rests its state. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| I'd take a day off from smoking every week if I could just figure out which of the seven was least holy. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| Lost sailors and stoners: Eat your spinach. It might not enhance your short term memory or attention span, but it's worth a try. (Void where prohibited by law) - Book of laughingwillow |
| As long as there's a black market there will be shady characters performing dark deeds. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| Look up at the camera... There's something in your eye. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| "Doh!" was the last thing I heard before feeling the holy sandal in my ass propell me back down the stairs . - the Book of laughingwillow |
| If man gave name to all of the animals, wouldn't that mean we're all the same in God's eyes? - the Book of laughingwillow |
| The spirit of music is only as powerful as the collective conciousness it facilitates. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| Spama-hey! (This is a good day to be banished.) - the Book of laughingwillow - |
| I was abducted by aliens and all I got was an anal probe and this t-shirt. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| They'll have to pry the tinfoil hat off of my cold, deadhead. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| Personally,I think the answer is found in perfectly cooked rice. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| Absurdity is a pillar of Divinity. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| Life as art is where its at. - the Book of laughingwillow |
| The case pleads its state... - the Book of laughingwillow |
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Down that road I've walked before; the snake which huggs the golden shore out on that path where fools do tread, I'll skip along ubtil I'm dead..... - the Book of laughingwillow |
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And from the Book of laughingwillow: Out on the highway looking for answers. No turning back now. The Lord shines a light - Truth in the high beams. Slow drivers stay right. Half way to nowhere - Sign ahead says "deer crossing". Better look both ways. |
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Yesterday's a purple haze and tomorrow's just a pipe dream..... - the book of laughingwillow - |
| Lord knows the heavens conspire and Heaven knows Lords conspire as well ..... - book of laughingwillow - |
| Talk is cheap when you're staring into the void. Book of laughingwillow |
| Dead wood feels no pain and idle leaders can't complain... - the book of laughingwillow - |
| Most any organized human pursuit tends to leave a bad taste in my mouth. Organize in the Spirit and you just might cook up something special. - the book of laughingwillow - |
| Don't forget to put a big hunk of black tourmaline in your pocket to help stay grounded while reaching toward heaven. - the book of laughingwillow - |
| look under the mat beside the door of your heart for that golden key..... |
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| If no one ever experimented with substances about which little was known, there would be very little known about said substances. - the book of laughingwillow - |
| salvation is only a circus-joint away...... - the book of laughingwillow - |